From Kirkus Review:

12 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU CRASH AND BURN by James Proimos

Homeless dudes, hot pizza girls, tanning salons and horse-stable make-out sessions punctuate a summer in Baltimore...hilarious...told in short, near-poetic vignettes...packed with plenty of small details and genuine moments of ridiculous humor...readers will relish Hercules’ smart-alecky, slacker sense of humor and his dogged determination to get the girl...an all-too-brief madcap summer adventure of longing, lust, confusion and clarity.